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McCain, seen getting on a plane (The Amelia Earhart 1) with his wife, Cindy, is prepping his master-debating skill. 

Anonymous sources have revealed that the emphasis of subtle, but effective, hand movements, when master-debating, will help McCain bring tonight’s debate to a climax.  Staffers expect McCain to be so physically wiped out, to the point of shivering, that he will require a towel to soak up the sweat from the exertion from master-debating.

McCain decides to debate

Could you imagine GM and Ford’s productivity if they didn’t have to worry about healthcare plans for their workers.

Barry Obama’s plan takes George McCains’s plan outside, kicks it’s ass, then writes “McCain is a pussy!” in six feet high letters using the knocked out teeth from Mccains gob as chalk.

The Washington Post:

New Studies Report Wide Disparity in Health Care Plans

By Perry Bacon Jr.
Barack Obama and John McCain are both proposing more than $100 billion a year in spending for health care, but the candidates’ plans have vastly different goals, and vastly different outcomes.

New studies from the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center and the policy journal Health Affairs suggest that Obama’s proposal would eventually cover more than 34 million of the roughly 47 million Americans currently without insurance, while McCain’s would cover at best 5 million uninsured.